| #7 | Belt of Howling Anger | 54 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #4 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 62 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| 🥈 | Chester's moustache | 38 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #7 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 57 |
| #360 | Crimbo Credit | 11 |
| #163 | Crimbuck | 4,245 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #163 | FDKOL commendation | 4,279 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #101 | Frosty's frosty mug | 18 |
| #4 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 65 |
| #7 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 66 |
| #5 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 58 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| 🥉 | Lemonade-235 | 111 |
| #9 | Lumineux Limnio | 119 |
| #67 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 20 |
| #9 | Shield of Icy Fate | 38 |
| #4 | Source terminal SPAM chip | 3 |
| #4 | Sword of Dark Omens | 55 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Three Mile Island shorts | 11 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #96 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #9 | artisanal homebrew gift package | 11 |
| #5 | banana cream pie | 699 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1176 | box of sunshine | 185 |
| #14 | can of V-11 | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #121 | dense meat stack | 13,500 |
| 🥈 | desktop zen garden | 79 |
| #14 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 13 |
| 🥈 | enchanted muesli | 2,010 |
| #121 | extra-greasy slider | 22 |
| 🥇 | flickering pixel | 8 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| 🥇 | hammerus | 105 |
| #93 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 2 |
| #105 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 2 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #9 | homemade robot | 6 |
| #114 | hot egg | 2 |
| #81 | huge bowl of candy | 26 |
| 🥈 | inert sludgepuppy | 5 |
| #7 | intricate clockwork big hand | 4 |
| #10 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork cuckoo | 4 |
| #7 | intricate clockwork disc | 4 |
| #30 | intricate clockwork egg | 4 |
| #6 | intricate clockwork little hand | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral I | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral II | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral III | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral IV | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral IX | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral V | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral VI | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral VII | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral VIII | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral X | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral XI | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral XII | 4 |
| 🥈 | isotophat | 11 |
| #115 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 21 |
| #48 | little firkin | 257 |
| #17 | lucky cat's paw | 100 |
| #107 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 2 |
| #21 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 2 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| 🥇 | newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp | 1 |
| #13 | piggy tattoo | 105 |
| #11 | pile of useless robot parts | 158 |
| #41 | pocket lint (blue) | 1 |
| #40 | pocket lint (green) | 1 |
| #46 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #55 | pocket lint (white) | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| 🥇 | pulled green taffy | 7,777 |
| #92 | raffle prize box | 4 |
| #14 | ski resort souvenir crate | 13 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #22 | slime-soaked brain | 9 |
| #4 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 15 |
| #5 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 13 |
| #42 | smoking grass | 1,375 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #72 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 14 |
| 🥉 | toxic mop | 11 |
| 🥉 | toxo | 111 |
| #12 | tropical island souvenir crate | 13 |
| #71 | voodoo snuff | 20 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #72 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 88 |
| #68 | warbear helm fragment | 88 |
| #71 | warbear trouser fragment | 88 |
| #18 | weathered barrel | 1,634 |