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| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1964 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #660 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 80 |
| #677 | Orcish baseball cap | 2 |
| #615 | Orcish cargo shorts | 2 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #805 | Rock Pops | 62 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1922 | Yummy Tummy bean | 43 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #4252 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1387 | chaos butterfly | 8 |
| #850 | disease | 3 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #3142 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1052 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #954 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #476 | mariachi G-string | 4 |
| #895 | meat vortex | 6 |
| #610 | miner's helmet | 2 |
| #602 | miner's pants | 2 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1090 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #814 | pile of candy | 4 |
| #1113 | plot hole | 5 |
| #874 | razor-sharp can lid | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #968 | spider web | 4 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |