| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #92 | Imp Ale | 2,906 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #874 | bottle of gin | 7 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #763 | bottle of vodka | 9 |
| #594 | boxed wine | 21 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1064 | cranberries | 3 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1120 | giant needle | 2 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #675 | hemp string | 4 |
| #352 | horizontal tango | 2 |
| #644 | hot wing | 44 |
| #1107 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 20 |
| #982 | ice-cold Willer | 16 |
| #921 | ice-cold fotie | 7 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #336 | leather mask | 13 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #852 | little paper umbrella | 12 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1341 | pretty flower | 8 |
| #971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #827 | white lightning | 4 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |