ALFy

RankItemQuantity
#6827-Foot Dwarven mattock2
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#995Cloaca-Cola shield2
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#93Imp Ale2,906
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#403Meat detector1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1101amulet of extreme plot significance3
#2128barrrnacle1
#1005big red clown nose1
#964bloody clown pants1
#874bottle of gin7
#1584bottle of rum1
#1217bottle of tequila2
#761bottle of vodka9
#594boxed wine21
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1067cranberries3
#1292dead guy's watch1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1119giant needle2
#2536giant pinky ring1
#5338grue egg1
#675hemp string4
#351horizontal tango2
#643hot wing44
#1107ice-cold Sir Schlitz20
#980ice-cold Willer16
#922ice-cold fotie7
#64iceberglet1
#739infernal insoles1
#1295lead necklace1
#338leather mask13
#521linoleum sword1
#863little paper umbrella12
#750many-eyed glasses1
#1565pasta spoon1
#1345pretty flower8
#971ridiculously huge sword2
#2137shiny ring4
#1414skeleton bone1
#822spiked femur1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1503stolen accordion3
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#827white lightning4
#854white sword1
#1245wolf mask1

Wow, that's 3,173 items total!

what items are this player missing?