| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #92 | Imp Ale | 2,906 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1100 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #874 | bottle of gin | 7 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #763 | bottle of vodka | 9 |
| #594 | boxed wine | 21 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1064 | cranberries | 3 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1120 | giant needle | 2 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #674 | hemp string | 4 |
| #352 | horizontal tango | 2 |
| #644 | hot wing | 44 |
| #1108 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 20 |
| #983 | ice-cold Willer | 16 |
| #920 | ice-cold fotie | 7 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #336 | leather mask | 13 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #852 | little paper umbrella | 12 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1341 | pretty flower | 8 |
| #971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #827 | white lightning | 4 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |