| #682 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #93 | Imp Ale | 2,906 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #875 | bottle of gin | 7 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #762 | bottle of vodka | 9 |
| #595 | boxed wine | 21 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1066 | cranberries | 3 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1118 | giant needle | 2 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #674 | hemp string | 4 |
| #351 | horizontal tango | 2 |
| #643 | hot wing | 44 |
| #1107 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 20 |
| #980 | ice-cold Willer | 16 |
| #922 | ice-cold fotie | 7 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #337 | leather mask | 13 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #860 | little paper umbrella | 12 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1346 | pretty flower | 8 |
| #970 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1502 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #827 | white lightning | 4 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |