| #1268 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #1094 | Cloaca-Cola | 10 |
| #456 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 8 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #1391 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #793 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 66 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #451 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1062 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #340 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1016 | bottle of gin | 4 |
| #995 | bottle of rum | 12 |
| #1126 | bottle of vodka | 2 |
| #891 | bottle of whiskey | 12 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1136 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #48 | penguin-smacking club | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #912 | scroll of pasta summoning | 7 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |