| #1263 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #1094 | Cloaca-Cola | 10 |
| #455 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 8 |
| #1060 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #998 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #769 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #1386 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #794 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 66 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #998 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #450 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1065 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1016 | bottle of gin | 4 |
| #996 | bottle of rum | 12 |
| #1128 | bottle of vodka | 2 |
| #891 | bottle of whiskey | 12 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #48 | penguin-smacking club | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #912 | scroll of pasta summoning | 7 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #879 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |