Teffania

RankItemQuantity
#671Amulet of Yendor25
#1251Crimboween memo8
#1020Daffy Taffy23
#512bag of airline peanuts58
#452blood flower16
#1127brick24
#1064candy cane32
#978clown hammer20
#579defective skull35
#980encoder ring4
#386evil teddy bear37
#529explosion-flavored chewing gum54
#1289fake fake vomit11
#1355fake hand6
#1378fat stacks of cash1
#713jazz soap38
#552joybuzzer54
#1414magical ice cube with a fly in it7
#640pet rock "Groucho" disguise36
#459pet rock "Snooty" disguise67
#1060roll of toilet paper41
#890rubber emo roe30
#2849tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3873tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3860tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3065tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3974tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8124tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#8093tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3858tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#652whoopie cushion47
#929wind-up chattering teeth27
#488x-ray specs41
#561yellow snowcone60
#166zombie pineal gland25

Wow, that's 915 items total!

what items are this player missing?