| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1078 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #816 | Cloaca-Cola | 25 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1514 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #960 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 45 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #595 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #1202 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #128 | cologne of contempt | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #753 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #558 | leather chaps | 2 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1016 | stone of eXtreme power | 4 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #610 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |