| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1075 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola | 25 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1509 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #960 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 45 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #594 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1114 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #129 | cologne of contempt | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #752 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #556 | leather chaps | 2 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1017 | stone of eXtreme power | 4 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #607 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |