| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1077 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #901 | Cloaca-Cola | 19 |
| #941 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #254 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 4 |
| #1003 | Dyspepsi grenade | 8 |
| #1025 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 39 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #315 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1299 | Mad Train wine | 10 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #103 | New Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #7 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 17 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #132 | bag of many confections | 1 |
| #249 | battered Crimbo Crate | 50 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #115 | cool mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #160 | dusty Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #91 | flat mushroom wine | 2 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #552 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #50 | lucky ball-and-chain | 3 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #727 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #619 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #41 | mugcake | 1,001 |
| #1356 | mushroom fermenting solution | 5 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #414 | red paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #374 | strawberry wine | 2 |
| #329 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #512 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |