Bookworldman

RankItemQuantity
#1578Cloaca grenade2
#268Cloaca-Cola150
#815Cloaca-Cola c-rations3
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#487Cloaca-Cola helmet5
#771Cloaca-Cola shield3
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1306Dyspepsi grenade4
#1162Dyspepsi-Cola26
#501Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations6
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#956Dyspepsi-Cola shield2
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#313Knob Goblin firecracker61
#729Mob Penguin cellular phone22
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#5054badass belt5
#1312ball3
#1064bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#82blue plastic oyster egg55
#184blue striped oyster egg21
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#4134candy cane2
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#599doll house8
#323duck-on-a-string7
#607empty blowgun2
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#2676grue egg7
#682iron pasta spoon6
#470kite15
#1300kneecapping stick4
#75lavender paisley oyster egg31
#556lavender plastic oyster egg7
#656length of string17
#1435loaded serum blowgun2
#213mafia aria117
#998pet rock7
#495petrified time1
#87red paisley oyster egg28
#152red striped oyster egg16
#924support cummerbund4
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#591tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo6
#2894tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#2068top1
#478tree skirt1
#821yo-yo27

Wow, that's 702 items total!

what items are this player missing?