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| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
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| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #731 | barbed-wire fence | 3 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
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| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1269 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
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| #652 | clown shoes | 2 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
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| #918 | disease | 2 |
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| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
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| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #966 | frigid ninja stars | 3 |
| #522 | frozen nunchaku | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #953 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #797 | hemp string | 2 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #504 | leather chaps | 3 |
| #384 | leotarrrd | 4 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #470 | mesh cap | 3 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #436 | necklace chain | 3 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #649 | phat turquoise bead | 3 |
| #995 | phonics down | 6 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1691 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #520 | safarrri hat | 2 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #769 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #776 | ten-leaf clover | 6 |
| #1446 | thin black candle | 4 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #415 | tortoise's blessing | 4 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |