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| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
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| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #729 | barbed-wire fence | 3 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
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| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
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| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
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| #522 | frozen nunchaku | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #952 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #797 | hemp string | 2 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #503 | leather chaps | 3 |
| #383 | leotarrrd | 4 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
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| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #436 | necklace chain | 3 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #650 | phat turquoise bead | 3 |
| #997 | phonics down | 6 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1686 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #519 | safarrri hat | 2 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #770 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #775 | ten-leaf clover | 6 |
| #1448 | thin black candle | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #415 | tortoise's blessing | 4 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |