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| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
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| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
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| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
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| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
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| #522 | frozen nunchaku | 3 |
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| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
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| #798 | hemp string | 2 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
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| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
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| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #650 | phat turquoise bead | 3 |
| #997 | phonics down | 6 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1686 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #519 | safarrri hat | 2 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #772 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #774 | ten-leaf clover | 6 |
| #1448 | thin black candle | 4 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
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| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
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| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
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| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |