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| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
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| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
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| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #731 | barbed-wire fence | 3 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
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| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
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| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
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| #522 | frozen nunchaku | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #953 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #797 | hemp string | 2 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #504 | leather chaps | 3 |
| #384 | leotarrrd | 4 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
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| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #436 | necklace chain | 3 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #649 | phat turquoise bead | 3 |
| #995 | phonics down | 6 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1690 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #520 | safarrri hat | 2 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #769 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #776 | ten-leaf clover | 6 |
| #1446 | thin black candle | 4 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #415 | tortoise's blessing | 4 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |