| #1730 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #611 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1669 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4787 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3938 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #567 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #320 | toast | 3,678 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1799 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |