Take Time The Turtle Tamer

RankItemQuantity
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#1920Bonerdagon necklace2
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#2654Crown of the Goblin King5
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1758Mob Penguin cellular phone3
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#1308baconstone5
#3275badass belt13
#931black paisley oyster egg5
#935black plastic oyster egg4
#1182black polka-dot oyster egg3
#1166black striped oyster egg4
#1030blue paisley oyster egg4
#749blue plastic oyster egg6
#536blue polka-dot oyster egg8
#215blue striped oyster egg19
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#4350box of sunshine11
#1222brine3
#1660cheap toaster1
#215cheap wind-up clock2
#43clockwork detective skull1
#748cool mushroom1
#154detective skull1
#1456dill3
#2069easter egg balloon10
#386enchanted toothpick3
#886flaming mushroom1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#547frozen mushroom3
#4736fuzzy dice1
#1704ghost cucumber3
#745giant discarded plastic fork12
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#2676grue egg7
#246halfberd2
#198hamethyst earring1
#214handful of drink tickets1
#134imitation nice watch1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#939lavender polka-dot oyster egg3
#810lavender striped oyster egg3
#1597mafia aria4
#24maple leaf103
#756mauve plastic oyster egg5
#939mauve polka-dot oyster egg3
#802mushroom fermenting solution9
#924off-white plastic oyster egg5
#1890oyster basket1
#1315pail3
#509pointy mushroom3
#2213porquoise1
#273porquoise bracelet1
#919puce paisley oyster egg3
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#177red paisley oyster egg16
#1078red polka-dot oyster egg3
#226severed rocking horse head2
#2009shiny ring5
#296small leather glove3
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#379spooky eyeliner6
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#580spooky lipstick5
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#344teeny-tiny ninja stars2
#321tiny ninja sword3
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1277tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar4
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#1833tiny plastic hermit3
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1437vinegar4
#466warm mushroom2
#118wholeberd1
#382yellow paisley oyster egg7
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2

Wow, that's 405 items total!

what items are this player missing?