| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1087 | bottle of goofballs | 23 |
| #3268 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #356 | stainless steel scarf | 9 |
| #290 | stainless steel shillelagh | 12 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #506 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #119 | stainless steel suspenders | 22 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |