| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #348 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 7 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #23 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #432 | box of sunshine | 838 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #1134 | filthy lucre | 19 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #460 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |