| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #8 | Bowlet | 33 |
| #8 | Cornbeefadon | 39 |
| #173 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 16 |
| #18 | Crimbo dinner | 58 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 95 |
| #26 | Crimbosmopolitan | 53 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 41 |
| #14 | Mad Train wine | 31,573 |
| #64 | Newbiesport™ tent | 151 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #7 | The Lot's engagement ring | 123 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 158 |
| #22 | Trainbot radar monocle | 4 |
| #27 | Trainbot slag | 281 |
| #46 | Typical Tavern swill | 420 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #29 | baby killer bee | 566 |
| 🥉 | brown paper bag mask | 4,514 |
| 🥇 | brown paper pants | 8,264 |
| #5 | bubbly potion | 6,818 |
| #4 | carton of snake milk | 6,069 |
| #8 | cloudy potion | 6,675 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #8 | cornuthaum | 2,074 |
| #23 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 25 |
| #19 | crystal Crimbo platter | 25 |
| #6 | dark potion | 6,564 |
| #32 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 7 |
| #4 | dented harmonica | 5,393 |
| #130 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #9 | dirty hobo gloves | 13,185 |
| #384 | donated food | 10 |
| #148 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 12 |
| #5 | effervescent potion | 6,778 |
| #50 | ert grey goo ring | 18 |
| #7 | fizzy potion | 6,593 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #18 | gooified animal matter | 1,307 |
| #24 | gooified mineral matter | 773 |
| #21 | gooified vegetable matter | 860 |
| #17 | half of a gold tooth | 1,037 |
| #23 | handful of hand chalk | 5,271 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #5 | jaunty feather | 1,992 |
| #4 | large box | 30,424 |
| #92 | loose teeth | 1,160 |
| 🥈 | lost elf luggage | 4,628 |
| #10 | magic whistle | 1,046 |
| #8 | milky potion | 6,692 |
| #15 | mind flayer corpse | 3,575 |
| #4 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1,959 |
| 🥇 | mouse skull | 6,221 |
| #7 | moxie weed | 12,721 |
| #7 | murky potion | 6,690 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #5 | pigeon egg | 4,667 |
| #39 | pork elf goodies sack | 140 |
| #8 | premium malt liquor | 6,462 |
| #42 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| #5 | really thick spine | 1,063 |
| #5 | ring of adornment | 647 |
| #12 | ring of aggravate monster | 2,421 |
| 🥉 | ring of cold resistance | 687 |
| 🥈 | ring of conflict | 722 |
| #4 | ring of fire resistance | 707 |
| #4 | ring of gain strength | 719 |
| 🥉 | ring of increase damage | 647 |
| #13 | royal jelly | 2,913 |
| #6 | sewer snake | 2,032 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #8 | small box | 2,726 |
| #7 | smoky potion | 6,774 |
| #5 | spider web | 36,167 |
| #31 | stuffed kraken | 6 |
| #144 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 5 |
| #6 | swirly potion | 6,709 |
| #105 | time residue | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥇 | twitching space egg | 11 |
| #6 | unflavored wine cooler | 3,907 |
| #6 | vorpal blade | 10,770 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |