| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #24 | Cerebral Crossbow | 13 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #283 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 32 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #531 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #552 | astral mushroom | 12 |
| #93 | baconstone pendant | 4 |
| #617 | barbed-wire fence | 5 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #548 | black snowcone | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #95 | bunch of bananas | 59 |
| #107 | bungle in the jungle | 12 |
| #879 | can of Binarrrca | 9 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #907 | disassembled clover | 20 |
| #1385 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #356 | fake plastic grass | 5 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1346 | ghost cucumber | 11 |
| #176 | ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #627 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #502 | incredibly creepy marionette | 6 |
| #506 | killer rag doll | 5 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #506 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 6 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #175 | mushroom fermenting solution | 42 |
| #110 | nanite-infested candy cane | 132 |
| #1041 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #22 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 4 |
| #368 | orange glowstick | 6 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #21 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #548 | portable corkscrew | 13 |
| #21 | ring of increase damage | 46 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #843 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #506 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #349 | toy jet pack | 22 |
| #556 | toy ray gun | 16 |
| #499 | toy space helmet | 17 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |