| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #689 | blue class ring | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #1085 | encoder ring | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| 🥇 | jar of anniversary jam | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #393 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #847 | red class ring | 4 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #707 | white class ring | 6 |