| #373 | 8-ball | 72 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 670 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #260 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 84 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #570 | Now and Earlier | 3 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #75 | apathetic lizardman doll | 2 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2335 | candy cane | 9 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #258 | chintzy turtle brooch | 3 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #495 | deodorant | 2 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #855 | frigid ninja stars | 7 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #173 | handful of hand chalk | 279 |
| #580 | heart-shaped balloon | 9 |
| #1000 | helmet turtle | 17 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #271 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #193 | iron pasta spoon | 41 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #317 | kneecapping stick | 48 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #94 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #232 | mugcake | 13 |
| #223 | ninja hot pants | 18 |
| #77 | personalized birthday cake | 24 |
| #106 | petrified time | 4 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #197 | scroll of pasta summoning | 88 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #22 | sweet ninja sword | 1,476 |
| #23 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 46 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #8 | tiny ninja sword | 292 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #401 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #736 | turtle totem | 34 |
| #121 | urinal cake | 102 |
| #1569 | valuable trinket | 17 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |