NakagoSan

RankItemQuantity
#3768-ball72
#924Boris's ring1
#1733Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1154Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1487Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
#16Happy Birthday, Claude! cake670
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#259Mace of the Tortoise2
#1110Meleegraâ„¢ pills1
#260Mob Penguin cellular phone84
#171Mr. Balloon1
#571Now and Earlier3
#409anniversary balloon2
#75apathetic lizardman doll2
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#769aspirin1
#7429badass belt1
#197bartender-in-the-box1
#1655blood flower1
#141bottlecap turtle1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#230box turtle1
#94bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban1
#545can of fake snow1
#2874candied yams1
#2338candy cane9
#80cardboard box turtle1
#259chintzy turtle brooch3
#940chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#778cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#496deodorant2
#586dope gangsta bling-bling1
#2834eggnog1
#607empty blowgun2
#2520fancy chocolate1
#2393felt1
#858frigid ninja stars7
#731frozen nunchaku1
#2872fruitcake2
#195furry green turtle1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#82gilded lily1
#2824gingerbread bugbear3
#2658googly eye1
#150haiku katana1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#174handful of hand chalk279
#580heart-shaped balloon9
#1005helmet turtle17
#2083herbal stuffing2
#320hippy herbal tea1
#999hot katana blade1
#273icy-hot katana2
#193iron pasta spoon41
#908ketchup hound1
#318kneecapping stick48
#232knobby helmet turtle1
#1752length of string1
#1088meat vortex1
#95meaty helmet turtle1
#233mugcake13
#225ninja hot pants18
#77personalized birthday cake24
#103petrified time4
#332phish stick3
🥇pirate hook1
#812potted cactus1
#961razor-sharp can lid1
#774reodorant1
#197scroll of pasta summoning88
#422severed rocking horse head1
#179sewer turtle1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#201skeletortoise1
#522soda water1
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#70spaghetti with rock-balls1
#1478spooky hockey mask1
#193star throwing star1
#81stone turtle1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#1714stuffed ninja snowman1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#1600stuffing4
#22sweet ninja sword1,476
#23teeny-tiny ninja stars46
#148thought balloon1
#8tiny ninja sword292
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#892tires1
#1619tofurkey gravy4
#1610tofurkey leg4
#768tortoise's blessing1
#1843towel1
#1624toy wheel2
#478tree skirt1
#401turtle pheromones7
#739turtle totem34
#121urinal cake102
#1568valuable trinket17
#1221wooden block1
#2366yo-yo1

Wow, that's 3,485 items total!

what items are this player missing?