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| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
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| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
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| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #703 | effervescent potion | 5 |
| #30 | enchanted barbell | 104 |
| #98 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 99 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
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| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #298 | fairy gravy boat | 3 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
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| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
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| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
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| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
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| #37 | moxie weed | 1,002 |
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| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
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| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
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| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
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| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
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| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #3334 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
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| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
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| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
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| #854 | white sword | 1 |