| #395 | "DRINK ME" potion | 18 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #86 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #507 | Jack-in-the-box | 11 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #42 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #30 | Workytime Tea | 100 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #474 | bejeweled cufflinks | 8 |
| #169 | black-and-blue light | 363 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #263 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #456 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #169 | flavored foot massage oil | 333 |
| #163 | foam dart | 344 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #111 | personal massager | 346 |
| #210 | personalized coffee mug | 349 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #459 | quantum taco | 20 |
| 🥇 | rave whistle | 55,555 |
| #107 | shard of double-ice | 126 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #298 | twinkly wad | 710 |