Slank

RankItemQuantity
#4931337 7r0uZ0RZ11
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#528Imp Ale256
#842Mad Train wine50
#106Ram's Face Lager666
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#350Sugar Cog6
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#587amulet of extreme plot significance15
#10asshat11,087
#5461badass belt4
#197bamboo bokuto1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#2996bottle of goofballs5
#71bottle-rocket crossbow1
#7455box of sunshine1
#645brick56
#461chaos butterfly339
#529cheap toaster4
#102clockwork hat1
#747clockwork key1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#597coffin lid1
#1139cog1
#77eternal car battery2
#580flaming talons6
#619flange1
#1292grue egg20
#606insanely spicy bean burrito1
#1583jazz soap3
#908ketchup hound1
#801meat vortex10
#2222old sweatpants1
#179pirate shirt11
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#531poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#294porquoise necklace1
#620portable corkscrew11
#549pr0n legs17
#269ram horns11
#250ram stick11
#422severed rocking horse head1
#1348sock monkey1
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#1064spring1
#1057sprocket1
#3995stuffed angry cow10
#965ten-leaf clover3
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#478tree skirt1
#416white rice1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#1303wind-up chattering teeth11
#856x-ray specs14
#1691yellow snowcone4
#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 12,681 items total!

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