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| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #528 | Imp Ale | 256 |
| #842 | Mad Train wine | 50 |
| #106 | Ram's Face Lager | 666 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #350 | Sugar Cog | 6 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #587 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 15 |
| #10 | asshat | 11,087 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #71 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #645 | brick | 56 |
| #461 | chaos butterfly | 339 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #77 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| #580 | flaming talons | 6 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #1292 | grue egg | 20 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #1583 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #801 | meat vortex | 10 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #179 | pirate shirt | 11 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #620 | portable corkscrew | 11 |
| #549 | pr0n legs | 17 |
| #269 | ram horns | 11 |
| #250 | ram stick | 11 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #3995 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #965 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1303 | wind-up chattering teeth | 11 |
| #856 | x-ray specs | 14 |
| #1691 | yellow snowcone | 4 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |