| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1444 | CRIMBCO scrip | 11 |
| #11 | Clan looking glass | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #8 | Clan shower | 1 |
| #2380 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #196 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1202 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1288 | badass belt | 43 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #1531 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #438 | crystalline cheer | 11 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #550 | easter egg balloon | 43 |
| #660 | facsimile dictionary | 14 |
| #55 | fancy canapés | 7 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #29 | giant glass of brandy | 14 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #695 | grue egg | 38 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #8 | magical mystery juice | 25,000 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #34 | thermos of brew | 10 |
| #390 | witch hat | 2 |
| #1260 | yo-yo | 11 |
Wow, that's 25,272 items total!
what items are this player missing?