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RankItemQuantity
#12425-meat staff1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#313Divine1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#1867Imp Ale1
#67Kentucky-fried meat crossbow1
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#988Mohawk wig1
#348Mon Tiki1
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#287Neuromancer1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#69Travoltan trousers1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#116alpha-mail pants1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#1080asparagus knife1
#106automatic catapult1
#312balloon sword1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#112basic meat crossbow1
#151basic meat spork1
#114basic meat staff1
#144basic meat sword1
#784batblade1
#172beer cartilage1
#788beertini1
#210big stick1
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#1035bloody beer1
#621bloody mary1
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#1329bottle of gin1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#437bow1
#363boxed champagne1
#1334boxed wine1
#96bubble bauble bow1
#66bubblewrap crossbow1
#55bubblewrap staff1
#98bubblewrap sword1
#108buffalo blade1
#117caipifruta1
#534calle de miel1
#98can cannon1
#592can of maces1
#56cardboard crossbow1
#609cardboard ore1
#57cardboard staff1
#95cardboard sword1
#77carob cannon1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#664cherry1
#824chopsticks1
#452chrome crossbow1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#429chrome staff1
#523chrome sword1
#58clockwork clockwise dome1
#89clockwork counterclockwise dome1
#798clown shoes1
#290cocktail onion1
#1284coconut shell1
#200cool mushroom wine1
#864cool whip1
#1243cranberries1
#706crowbarrr1
#104curdflinger1
#375denim axe1
#49dense meat crossbow1
#63dense meat staff1
#84dense meat sword1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#1849disco ball1
#1718disco mask1
#79dripping meat crossbow1
#76dripping meat staff1
#100dripping meat sword1
#266dry martini1
#214dry vodka martini1
#1979drywall axe1
#516ducha de oro1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#337eggbeater1
#2833eggnog1
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#652enchanted toothpick1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#602filthy pestle1
#880fine wine1
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#955flaming crutch1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#905flaregun1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#63flypaper staff1
#99football helmet1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#604fuzzbump1
#78giant cheesestick1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1255giant needle1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#132gibson1
#275gimlet1
#129gin and tonic1
#896glass of goat's milk1
#72glistening staff1
#1109glowing red eye1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#94goofily-plumed helmet1
#80goulauncher1
#784gr8ps1
#773grapefruit1
#828grapes1
#223grass blade1
#501grave robbing shovel1
#122grease gun1
#1531green beer3
#87green pixel1,174
#549grog1
#88hairy staff1
#374halfberd1
#124heart of rock and roll1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#161hippo whip1
#433horizontal tango1
#62hot cross bow1
#606huge spoon1
#275ice stein1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#426icy-hot katana1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#1882joybuzzer1
#376kiwi1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#306kumquat1
#206lead yo-yo1
#1233lemon1
#897lime1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#134linoleum crossbow string1
#437linoleum staff1
#521linoleum sword1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#230lumbering jack1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#1220magical ice cubes1
#310mandarina colada1
#480margarita1
#666martini1
#132meatspout staff1
#119mimosette1
#502monkey wrench1
#145moxie magnet1
#152muculent machete1
#628ninja mop1
#104ninja pirate zombie robot head1
#529ocean motion1
#257old-fashioned1
#796olive1
#942orange1
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#528papaya sling1
#620papaya slung1
#106parisian cathouse1
#192penguin whip1
#472perpendicular hula1
#104pestoblade1
#495petrified time1
#594pink pony1
#14pirate zombie robot head1
#211pixel sword1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#143potato pistol1
#74poutine pole1
#77projectile icemaker1
#337prussian cathouse1
#120rabbit punch1
#304raspberry1
#515redrum1
#72repeating crossbow1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#454rockin' wagon1
#494roll in the hay1
#143rolling pin1
#558rubber axe1
#647rum and cola1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#884sabre teeth1
#96sack of doorknobs1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#336sangria1
#39savory crossbow1
#41savory staff1
#57savory sword1
#589screwdriver1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#436shiny butcherknife1
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#90shuddersword1
#1414skeleton bone1
#788skewer1
#546slap and tickle1
#92slightly peevedbow1
#244slingshot1
#427slip 'n' slide1
#522soda water1
#72soylent staff1
#374spiced rum1
#822spiked femur1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#278spooky staff1
#1219spooky stick1
#682spork1
#69squeaky staff1
#150star boomerang1
#460star crossbow1
#133star spatula1
#309star staff1
#145star stiletto1
#420star sword1
#193star throwing star1
#67starchy crossbow1
#57starchy staff1
#69starchy sword1
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#1825stolen accordion1
#273stone banjo1
#888strawberry1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#7820stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#7830stuffed astral badger2
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#7693stuffed cocoabo2
#7880stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#7874stuffed hand turkey2
#7006stuffed mind flayer3
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#7679stuffed snowy owl2
#7796stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#7823stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#41styrofoam crossbow1
#45styrofoam staff1
#90styrofoam sword1
#175suede shortsword1
#525sweet ninja sword1
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#172sword of static1
#225tangarita1
#307tangerine1
#96teqiwila1
#260teqiwila slammer1
#438tequila sunrise1
#126tequila sunset1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#1136tomato1
#641tomato daiquiri1
#239tonic water1
#1384toy train1
#119two-handed depthsword1
#107unrolling pin1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#127vodka and tonic1
#101vodka gibson1
#466vodka martini1
#258vodka stratocaster1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#104whiskey bittersweet1
#630whiskey sour1
#792white Canadian1
#1104white lightning1
#854white sword1
#118wholeberd1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#89wiffle-flail1
#415wine spritzer1
#365wooden axe1
#118yak whip1
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#337yellow brick road1
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#148zmobie1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 1,576 items total!

what items are this player missing?