| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| 🥈 | Frost™ brand sword | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1,337 |
| #11 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1,337 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| #12 | Spirit Precipice | 124 |
| #10 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 100 |
| #5 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 11 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥇 | asbestos sword | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | balloon sword | 1,337 |
| 🥈 | bamboo bokuto | 1,337 |
| 🥈 | basic meat sword | 1,337 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #10 | black sword | 1,337 |
| #64 | broken skull | 792 |
| #4 | broken sword | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | bubblewrap sword | 1,337 |
| #7 | buffalo blade | 100 |
| #4 | cardboard katana | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | cardboard sword | 1,337 |
| #9 | cardboard wakizashi | 1,337 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| 🥇 | chrome sword | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | clockwork sword | 100 |
| #12 | costume sword | 100 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #4 | dense meat sword | 100 |
| 🥈 | dripping meat sword | 1,337 |
| #25 | duct tape sword | 6 |
| 🥈 | eXtreme meat sword | 1,337 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #10 | fez of etymology | 61 |
| 🥇 | flaming cardboard sword | 1,337 |
| #5 | grass blade | 23 |
| #20 | grassy cutlass | 66 |
| #4 | icy-hot katana | 1,337 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | linoleum sword | 1,337 |
| #5 | lupine sword | 766 |
| #7 | muculent machete | 100 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #6 | pestoblade | 100 |
| 🥇 | pixel sword | 1,337 |
| #30 | ridiculously huge sword | 1,337 |
| #35 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 73 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | savory sword | 100 |
| #4 | serpentine sword | 1,337 |
| #7 | shuddersword | 118 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | star sword | 1,337 |
| #4 | starchy sword | 100 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #4 | styrofoam sword | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | suede shortsword | 1,337 |
| #23 | sweet ninja sword | 1,337 |
| #4 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 100 |
| #4 | sword of static | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #11 | time sword | 3 |
| 🥉 | tiny ninja sword | 1,337 |
| #20 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1,337 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | two-handed depthsword | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1,337 |
| #23 | vorpal blade | 1,337 |
| #11 | white sword | 1,337 |
| #40 | witty rapier | 328 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |