| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #609 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 29 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2608 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #149 | delicious salad | 297 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #763 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 8 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #441 | kneecapping stick | 31 |
| #611 | mafia aria | 32 |
| #501 | megatofu | 5 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #2134 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #238 | scroll of pasta summoning | 67 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #3754 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #4276 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #5762 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #5749 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3600 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4288 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3262 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #542 | support cummerbund | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #664 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #647 | tiny plastic G Imp | 11 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Hellion | 13 |
| #1088 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 9 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #6106 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #928 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #944 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #714 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #811 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 10 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |