| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #296 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 4 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1031 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #84 | mini-martini | 12 |
| #8 | oily boid | 64 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #147 | three-tiered wedding cake | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |