| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #296 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 4 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #80 | mini-martini | 12 |
| #8 | oily boid | 64 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #146 | three-tiered wedding cake | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |