| #331 | Blatantly Canadian | 7 |
| #860 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 2 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #483 | Imp Ale | 321 |
| #899 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #654 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 6 |
| #324 | Mad Train wine | 313 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1205 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #242 | balaclava | 3 |
| #9 | beer cartilage | 1,410 |
| #556 | blood flower | 11 |
| #659 | bloody beer | 6 |
| #407 | bloody mary | 3 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #29 | bubble bauble bow | 3 |
| #291 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 21 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #130 | delicious salad | 315 |
| #256 | disbelief suspenders | 4 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #1354 | eggnog | 8 |
| #518 | enormous belt buckle | 3 |
| #237 | evil golden arch | 47 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #429 | hellion cube | 11 |
| #18 | hot stuffing | 42 |
| #508 | hot wing | 89 |
| #345 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 430 |
| #726 | ice-cold Willer | 36 |
| #606 | ice-cold fotie | 21 |
| #797 | ice-cold six-pack | 4 |
| #209 | infernal insoles | 16 |
| #74 | leaf | 3 |
| #260 | leaflet | 4 |
| #562 | loose teeth | 69 |
| #188 | los chinos | 3 |
| #190 | maple leaf | 3 |
| #664 | maple syrup | 3 |
| #984 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1040 | pail | 6 |
| #577 | piece of wedding cake | 7 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #241 | portable corkscrew | 25 |
| #298 | potato sprout | 7 |
| #615 | poutine | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #132 | spider web | 468 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #337 | string of blue beads | 33 |
| #452 | string of green beads | 26 |
| #527 | string of red beads | 22 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #787 | useless powder | 88 |
| #814 | valuable trinket | 79 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |