| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #4 | Mountain Stream soda | 94,015 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1600 | box of sunshine | 105 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1045 | delicious salad | 14 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #62 | flashing novelty button | 9 |
| #100 | herbs | 420 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #313 | loose teeth | 181 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |