| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #4 | Mountain Stream soda | 94,015 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1603 | box of sunshine | 105 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1045 | delicious salad | 14 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #62 | flashing novelty button | 9 |
| #102 | herbs | 420 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #314 | loose teeth | 181 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |