| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1204 | jar of swamp gas | 2 |
| #2373 | killing feather | 4 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #422 | taco shell | 15 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #512 | uncooked chorizo | 4 |
| #2767 | unstable laser battery | 2 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |