| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1203 | jar of swamp gas | 2 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #421 | taco shell | 15 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #513 | uncooked chorizo | 4 |
| #2769 | unstable laser battery | 2 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |