| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #32 | Frost™ brand sword | 6 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #5 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 71 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 10,602 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #19 | Spirit Precipice | 28 |
| #15 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 25 |
| #14 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 5 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #5 | asbestos sword | 239 |
| #215 | asparagus knife | 46 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #5466 | badass belt | 4 |
| #20 | balloon sword | 43 |
| #9 | bamboo bokuto | 125 |
| 🥇 | basic meat sword | 5,658 |
| #169 | batblade | 25 |
| #57 | black sword | 82 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2513 | box of sunshine | 42 |
| #16 | broken sword | 551 |
| #7 | bubblewrap sword | 86 |
| #4 | buffalo blade | 146 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #8 | cardboard katana | 419 |
| #14 | cardboard sword | 25 |
| #11 | cardboard wakizashi | 998 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #12 | chrome sword | 36 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #30 | clockwork sword | 4 |
| #1798 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #25 | costume sword | 49 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #1357 | defective skull | 2 |
| #10 | dense meat sword | 37 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #4 | dripping meat sword | 234 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #13 | eXtreme meat sword | 28 |
| #5141 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #4 | flaming cardboard sword | 205 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #652 | gingerbread bugbear | 36 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #12 | grassy cutlass | 135 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #463 | heart-shaped balloon | 12 |
| #22 | icy-hot katana | 174 |
| #124 | less-than-three-shaped box | 2 |
| 🥈 | linoleum sword | 528 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #85 | lupine sword | 14 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #15 | muculent machete | 14 |
| #3384 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #34 | pestoblade | 4 |
| #22 | pixel sword | 23 |
| #1364 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #557 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #23 | ridiculously huge sword | 1,951 |
| #151 | sabre teeth | 113 |
| #9 | savory sword | 21 |
| #10 | serpentine sword | 362 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #16 | shuddersword | 14 |
| #59 | skeleton bone | 1,840 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #88 | star sword | 10 |
| #10 | starchy sword | 25 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8957 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2367 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #33 | styrofoam sword | 6 |
| #9 | suede shortsword | 155 |
| #4 | sweet ninja sword | 29,100 |
| #63 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 9 |
| #18 | sword of static | 26 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #10 | time sword | 3 |
| #55 | tiny balloon knife | 10 |
| #21 | tiny ninja sword | 84 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #20 | two-handed depthsword | 12 |
| #13 | vibrating cyborg knife | 187 |
| #38 | vorpal blade | 413 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #5 | white sword | 13,143 |
| #9 | witty rapier | 1,760 |