| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #664 | fudge lily | 3 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #856 | fudgecule | 212 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1,111 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |