| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| 🥉 | Item #13 | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #4 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1,288 |
| 🥇 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 230,326 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #367 | Valentine | 99 |
| #65 | Valentine's Day cake | 9 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #262 | anniversary balloon | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | birthday candle | 22 |
| #72 | black snowcone | 42 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #36 | blue glowstick | 26 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #43 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 20 |
| #64 | bow | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #25 | chocolate box | 4 |
| #169 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #20 | cryptic puzzle box | 2 |
| #383 | daisy | 6 |
| #661 | dead guy's watch | 6 |
| 🥈 | dingy dinghy | 3 |
| #228 | disease | 68 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #22 | exactly-three-shaped box | 4 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #83 | green glowstick | 13 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #63 | less-than-three-shaped box | 6 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #40 | miniature coffin | 4 |
| 🥉 | miniature dormouse | 215 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #13 | outrageous sombrero | 16 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #281 | pink glowstick | 8 |
| #230 | plain brown wrapper | 2 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #208 | pretty flower | 1,270 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #303 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| 🥈 | steaming evil | 1 |
| #73 | string of blue beads | 104 |
| #61 | string of green beads | 114 |
| #62 | string of red beads | 117 |
| #23 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 939 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #14 | tin star | 16 |
| #146 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #61 | yellow glowstick | 19 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |