| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #575 | Imp Ale | 216 |
| #152 | Meleegra™ pills | 73 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #36 | Mr. Accessory | 6 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #121 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 652 |
| #91 | Rock Pops | 606 |
| #30 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #119 | Trollhouse cookies | 509 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #58 | Valentine | 1,111 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #95 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2,441 |
| #97 | abominable snowcone | 278 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2994 | badass belt | 15 |
| #28 | beertini | 101 |
| 🥉 | bejeweled accordion strap | 100 |
| #4 | bitchin' meatcar | 100 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #9 | bloody beer | 21,337 |
| #484 | blue snowcone | 11 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1468 | box of sunshine | 121 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #34 | cast | 1,553 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #268 | ghuol guolash | 36 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #472 | green snowcone | 13 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #94 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 3,436 |
| #221 | ice-cold fotie | 136 |
| #83 | ice-cold six-pack | 255 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| #609 | long skinny balloon | 6 |
| #416 | mafia aria | 56 |
| #501 | orange snowcone | 13 |
| #86 | oyster basket | 100 |
| #55 | penguin skin | 3,920 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #568 | purple snowcone | 10 |
| #524 | red snowcone | 10 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #227 | scroll of drastic healing | 402 |
| #97 | seal tooth | 382 |
| #92 | seal-clubbing club | 1,062 |
| #146 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #34 | skeleton bone | 3,039 |
| #10 | soda water | 6,262 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #5 | strawberry | 78,545 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1385 | toast | 305 |
| #62 | tomato | 1,500 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #244 | valuable trinket | 370 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #48 | white snake skin | 339 |
| #21 | wine spritzer | 100 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #90 | yeti fur | 4,154 |