| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #571 | Imp Ale | 216 |
| #152 | Meleegra™ pills | 73 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #38 | Mr. Accessory | 6 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #122 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 652 |
| #91 | Rock Pops | 606 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #119 | Trollhouse cookies | 509 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #58 | Valentine | 1,111 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #95 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2,441 |
| #97 | abominable snowcone | 278 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #28 | beertini | 101 |
| 🥉 | bejeweled accordion strap | 100 |
| #4 | bitchin' meatcar | 100 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #9 | bloody beer | 21,337 |
| #485 | blue snowcone | 11 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1463 | box of sunshine | 121 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #33 | cast | 1,553 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #267 | ghuol guolash | 36 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #473 | green snowcone | 13 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #94 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 3,436 |
| #219 | ice-cold fotie | 136 |
| #83 | ice-cold six-pack | 255 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #609 | long skinny balloon | 6 |
| #417 | mafia aria | 56 |
| #500 | orange snowcone | 13 |
| #86 | oyster basket | 100 |
| #55 | penguin skin | 3,920 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #570 | purple snowcone | 10 |
| #525 | red snowcone | 10 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #228 | scroll of drastic healing | 402 |
| #96 | seal tooth | 382 |
| #92 | seal-clubbing club | 1,062 |
| #147 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #33 | skeleton bone | 3,039 |
| #9 | soda water | 6,262 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #5 | strawberry | 78,545 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1384 | toast | 305 |
| #63 | tomato | 1,500 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #243 | valuable trinket | 370 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #48 | white snake skin | 339 |
| #21 | wine spritzer | 100 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #90 | yeti fur | 4,154 |