| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1267 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #980 | Cloaca-Cola | 14 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #773 | Dyspepsi grenade | 12 |
| #908 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 51 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #98 | ladle of mystery | 2 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #962 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #248 | small leather glove | 4 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #585 | spices | 20 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #170 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 79 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |