| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #189 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 4 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #211 | banana peel | 25 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #665 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #606 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 16 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #294 | commemorative war stein | 100 |
| #355 | delicious salad | 170 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #361 | facsimile dictionary | 30 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |