| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #21 | Ent cider | 1,060 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #25 | acoustic guitarrr | 216 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #970 | astral mushroom | 3 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #8 | barskin tent | 240 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #17 | blood of the Wereseal | 140 |
| #530 | bloody beer | 11 |
| #615 | bloody clown pants | 5 |
| #364 | bloody mary | 4 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #43 | bowler | 2 |
| #3168 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #93 | deck of tropical cards | 4 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #7 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 8,146 |
| #302 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 17 |
| #110 | filthy corduroys | 110 |
| #104 | filthy knitted dread sack | 103 |
| #69 | flaming crutch | 222 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #75 | patchouli incense stick | 393 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #157 | petrified time | 3 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #84 | stainless steel shillelagh | 21 |
| #125 | stainless steel skullcap | 15 |
| #107 | stainless steel slacks | 17 |
| #132 | stainless steel solitaire | 14 |
| #249 | stainless steel suspenders | 14 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #1297 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #10 | tiny plastic sword | 11 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #133 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #77 | tropical wrapping paper | 8 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |