| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #21 | Ent cider | 1,060 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #25 | acoustic guitarrr | 216 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #969 | astral mushroom | 3 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #8 | barskin tent | 240 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1101 | blood flower | 3 |
| #17 | blood of the Wereseal | 140 |
| #530 | bloody beer | 11 |
| #616 | bloody clown pants | 5 |
| #364 | bloody mary | 4 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #43 | bowler | 2 |
| #3169 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #93 | deck of tropical cards | 4 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #7 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 8,146 |
| #302 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 17 |
| #110 | filthy corduroys | 110 |
| #104 | filthy knitted dread sack | 103 |
| #70 | flaming crutch | 222 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #75 | patchouli incense stick | 393 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #157 | petrified time | 3 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #85 | stainless steel shillelagh | 21 |
| #125 | stainless steel skullcap | 15 |
| #107 | stainless steel slacks | 17 |
| #131 | stainless steel solitaire | 14 |
| #249 | stainless steel suspenders | 14 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #1297 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #10 | tiny plastic sword | 11 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #133 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #77 | tropical wrapping paper | 8 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |