| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1263 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1130 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1772 | Rock Pops | 14 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #173 | black striped oyster egg | 24 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #103 | blue pixel potion | 15 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #557 | carbon nanotube frame | 19 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #308 | daisy | 10 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #718 | dry noodles | 22 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #389 | fancy chocolate | 8 |
| #1137 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #292 | green balloon | 11 |
| #404 | harem girl t-shirt | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1210 | length of string | 6 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #277 | mugcake | 10 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #831 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #317 | potted cactus | 10 |
| #276 | poutine | 20 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #36 | shaving cream | 20 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #380 | stuffed can of asparagus | 11 |
| #401 | stuffed dodecapede | 10 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 19 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic angry goat | 17 |
| #595 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 28 |
| #794 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 22 |
| #800 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 17 |
| #1287 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 14 |
| #825 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 21 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #880 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 20 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 16 |
| #923 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 19 |
| #920 | tiny plastic grue | 19 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #959 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 19 |
| #854 | tiny plastic killer bee | 20 |
| #586 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 28 |
| #600 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 28 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #862 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 20 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #343 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 12 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic star starfish | 17 |
| #716 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 7 |
| #1794 | toast | 143 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #287 | urinal cake | 10 |
| #366 | white balloon | 10 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1327 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1164 | yo-yo | 13 |