| #1119 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1081 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1975 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #52 | ancient frozen dinner | 71 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #419 | green balloon | 5 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #719 | handful of hand chalk | 16 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #51 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 93 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #80 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |