| #11 | Clan looking glass | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #8 | Clan shower | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbough | 15 |
| #13 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 3 |
| #24 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #57 | Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #14 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 3 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #9 | Ms. Accessory | 3 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| 🥈 | abominable snowcone | 100,000 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #582 | box of sunshine | 555 |
| #40 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 200 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| 🥇 | glowing frisbee | 47 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #16 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #9 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #36 | seal-clubbing club | 5,808 |
| 🥇 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 5 |
| #356 | stainless steel scarf | 9 |
| #399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #840 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #417 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #390 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #39 | stolen accordion | 5,536 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4 | tomato | 250,000 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| 🥈 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 5 |
| 🥇 | unstable DNA | 15,000 |