| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #604 | BURT | 2 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 38 |
| #1866 | Crimbuck | 63 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #208 | Elf Guard MPC | 314 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #36 | bag of sausage links | 1 |
| #4 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 347 |
| #727 | banana | 4 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #104 | cheer extractor | 3 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #114 | fried air | 2 |
| #92 | gift card | 1 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #236 | heart necklace | 24 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #6 | hot katana blade | 9,782 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #272 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #1452 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #132 | peppermint sprout | 9 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #161 | red balloon | 2 |
| #130 | red velvet cake | 2 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #31 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #63 | silent I | 9 |
| #111 | silent P | 5 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #242 | spade necklace | 23 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1168 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #188 | sugar sheet | 24 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #456 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |