| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1855 | brick | 6 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1253 | clown hammer | 10 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1252 | defective skull | 4 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1165 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #755 | fake hand | 30 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1356 | jazz soap | 7 |
| #1283 | joybuzzer | 10 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1647 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1273 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1105 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 16 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #58 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1144 | rubber emo roe | 16 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1382 | whoopie cushion | 9 |
| #1456 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |