| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #47 | bad penguin egg | 2 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #666 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #539 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #777 | pet rock | 10 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #5712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #3537 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #5252 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #5352 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5284 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6178 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #5314 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4951 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4589 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #5304 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #4962 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #5795 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3886 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #4052 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5737 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4015 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #704 | teddy bear | 9 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2987 | toast | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #1749 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #863 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |