| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |