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\nConcrete is the traditional gift for fifth anniversaries, because after five years you're definitely hardened, smooth, and in for the long haul. Happy anniversary, and you're starting to scare us!","hat","concrete fedorae",{"_16":17,"_18":57,"_20":92},{"_22":93,"_11":94,"_25":95,"_27":96,"_29":97,"_31":98,"_33":34,"_35":39,"_37":39,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":17,"_46":39,"_47":65,"_49":50,"_51":39,"_52":39,"_53":-5,"_54":39,"_55":39},3837,"anniversary safety glass vest","glassvest",744630945,"This is a stylish vest made out of smooth, shiny, safety glass. It is bestowed only on those adventurers who have made the Kingdom of Loathing their home for six full years. Safety glass is the traditional gift for sixth anniversaries because even if the years have shattered you, you're still able to hold it all together on the outside. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around! Can you believe you're still here? Can you believe we're still here? Wow. Just . . . wow.","shirt",{"_16":17,"_18":57,"_20":100},{"_22":101,"_11":102,"_25":103,"_27":104,"_29":105,"_31":106,"_33":34,"_35":39,"_37":39,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":17,"_46":39,"_47":65,"_49":65,"_51":39,"_52":39,"_53":-5,"_54":39,"_55":39},3840,"anniversary tiny latex mask","tinymask",458954233,"This is a tiny mask for your familiar made out of smooth, shiny black latex. It's given to those wacky folks who have lived in the Kingdom of Loathing for nine whole years! Latex is the traditional gift for ninth anniversaries because after nine years, you've pretty much seen it all and are ready to try the weird stuff. Happy Anniversary, and thanks for sticking around! Just think, if you had killed the same cat once every year, that cat would finally be completely dead! Er, if you have done that, please don't tell us. And don't do it again.","famequip",{"_16":17,"_18":17,"_20":108},{"_22":109,"_11":110,"_25":111,"_27":112,"_29":113,"_31":114,"_33":115,"_35":39,"_37":39,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":17,"_46":39,"_47":65,"_49":50,"_51":39,"_52":39,"_53":116,"_54":39,"_55":39},2077,"bucket of anniversary lard","lardbucket",792306684,"This is a bucket of lard given to an adventurer to celebrate his or her fourth year adventuring in the Kingdom. Lard is the traditional gift for the fourth anniversary because after four years one doesn't have anyone to impress and one just wants to pig out. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around!","weapon","flail","buckets of anniversary lard",{"_16":17,"_18":118,"_20":119},43,{"_22":120,"_11":121,"_25":122,"_27":123,"_29":124,"_31":64,"_33":34,"_35":39,"_37":39,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":17,"_46":39,"_47":65,"_49":50,"_51":39,"_52":39,"_53":125,"_54":39,"_55":39},2076,"jar of anniversary jam","jamjar",803043896,"This is a jar of anniversary jam suspended from a lovely hemp necklace. It's a gift given to adventurers who have been in the Kingdom for three whole years. Jam is the traditional gift for the third anniversary because in the third year, one seeks to add flavor to the dry toast of one's experiences thus far. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around!","jar of anniversary jammies",{"_16":17,"_18":17,"_20":127},{"_22":128,"_11":129,"_25":130,"_27":131,"_29":132,"_31":133,"_33":34,"_35":39,"_37":39,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":17,"_46":39,"_47":65,"_49":65,"_51":39,"_52":39,"_53":-5,"_54":39,"_55":39},3115,"old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie","pressie",194916307,"This is a wrapped present with a tag reading:\n

\nTo: %playername
\nFrom: Uncle Crimbo

\n\"Man, I've had enough of this newfangled, bells-and-whistles crap. The best toys are the old toys, kid. These things are classics, and it wouldn't kill you to use your imagination a little, you know? Anyway, happy Crimbo, kid, and don't put your eye out.\"","use",{"_16":17,"_18":135,"_20":136},106,{"_22":137,"_11":138,"_25":139,"_27":140,"_29":141,"_31":142,"_33":34,"_35":39,"_37":39,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":17,"_46":39,"_47":65,"_49":50,"_51":39,"_52":39,"_53":138,"_54":39,"_55":39},2075,"spandex anniversary shorts","spandex",259836862,"This is a pair of shorts given to an adventurer to celebrate his or her second anniversary in the Kingdom. Spandex is symbolic of the second year of adventuring because in the second year, one stretches one's opinions, one learns to fit into one's new surroundings, and one starts to get shiny. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around!","pants","nameChanges",[],"sort","totalItems",11,"actionData","errors"]

Rank	Item	Quantity
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1