| #343 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 5 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #390 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #239 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #1291 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #2978 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1590 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #143 | cyclops eyedrops | 4 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #990 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #519 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #729 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #27 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #419 | spooky mushroom | 126 |
| #505 | spooky shrunken head | 12 |
| #447 | spooky stick | 17 |
| #1452 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #768 | unstable DNA | 59 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |