smegma

RankItemQuantity
#343'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign5
#24Children's Meal of the Damned1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#390Hodgman's blanket3
#372Mr. Joe's bangles3
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#239anniversary gift box9
#1291battered Crimbo Crate3
#2978blob-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#1654blood flower1
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#141bow staff1
#296bowl of fishysoisse3
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#1590can of Binarrrca2
#545can of fake snow1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#29crazy bastard sword1
#143cyclops eyedrops4
#615deadly lampshade1
#1263doll house2
#990dusty Crimbo crate6
#519frozen banquet3
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#682gingerbread mutant bugbear6
#1887irradiated candy cane3
#729lewd playing card2
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#1415nanite-infested eggnog4
#65ninja pirate zombie robot1
#27ninja pirate zombie robot head3
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#1616oozenog3
#733pulsing flesh5
#601radio button candy1
#1103rigid carapace4
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#1069spooky bark1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#554spooky bindle1
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#419spooky mushroom126
#505spooky shrunken head12
#447spooky stick17
#1452sturdy Crimbo crate3
#169throbbing rage gland2
#193tree skirt2
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#1260twitching claw3
#768unstable DNA59
#1018zombie pineal gland4

Wow, that's 335 items total!

what items are this player missing?