| #343 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 5 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #2979 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #143 | cyclops eyedrops | 4 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #991 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #521 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #27 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #421 | spooky mushroom | 126 |
| #506 | spooky shrunken head | 12 |
| #447 | spooky stick | 17 |
| #1453 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #769 | unstable DNA | 59 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |