| #1972 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #497 | Feynman gate | 20 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #31 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 50 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #418 | acoustic guitarrr | 8 |
| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #3938 | badass belt | 9 |
| #390 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1188 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #851 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #727 | bloody clown pants | 3 |
| #479 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #2727 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #298 | bottle of popskull | 7 |
| #1032 | broken skull | 3 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #767 | capacitor relay | 12 |
| #673 | carbon nanotube frame | 15 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #723 | clown skin | 2 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #822 | coconut shell | 11 |
| #388 | corn holder | 2 |
| #1953 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #295 | disembodied brain | 12 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #416 | dry noodles | 200 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #315 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #298 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #321 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #422 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 90 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1438 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #188 | flaregun | 88 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #154 | frigid mote | 5 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #98 | green pixel potion | 12 |
| #2667 | grue egg | 7 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #402 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 7 |
| #741 | ion grid | 14 |
| #435 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 3 |
| #256 | leotarrrd | 8 |
| #169 | libation of liveliness | 2 |
| #785 | little paper umbrella | 17 |
| #687 | logic synthesizer | 13 |
| #523 | magical ice cubes | 46 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #764 | pail | 11 |
| #581 | possessed top | 10 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #298 | radium-flavored potato chips | 178 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #329 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 6 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #679 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #376 | scrumptious reagent | 208 |
| #68 | sleazy hi mein | 18 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1322 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #434 | stale baguette | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1091 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #3461 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #2622 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3371 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3979 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2588 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #2803 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2799 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2567 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #2882 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #442 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 49 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2481 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #3057 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1399 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #1239 | tree-eating kite | 16 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #583 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 39 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |