| #1975 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #495 | Feynman gate | 20 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #31 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 50 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #420 | acoustic guitarrr | 8 |
| #522 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1192 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #852 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #726 | bloody clown pants | 3 |
| #482 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #298 | bottle of popskull | 7 |
| #1032 | broken skull | 3 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #766 | capacitor relay | 12 |
| #673 | carbon nanotube frame | 15 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #722 | clown skin | 2 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #834 | coconut shell | 11 |
| #389 | corn holder | 2 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #294 | disembodied brain | 12 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #428 | dry noodles | 200 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #423 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 90 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1439 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #188 | flaregun | 88 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #154 | frigid mote | 5 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #99 | green pixel potion | 12 |
| #2676 | grue egg | 7 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #402 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 7 |
| #739 | ion grid | 14 |
| #435 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 3 |
| #256 | leotarrrd | 8 |
| #170 | libation of liveliness | 2 |
| #795 | little paper umbrella | 17 |
| #686 | logic synthesizer | 13 |
| #534 | magical ice cubes | 46 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #767 | pail | 11 |
| #582 | possessed top | 10 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #298 | radium-flavored potato chips | 178 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #330 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 6 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #679 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #375 | scrumptious reagent | 208 |
| #68 | sleazy hi mein | 18 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1321 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #434 | stale baguette | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1092 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #3474 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #2633 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3380 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3097 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2597 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #2813 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2806 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2574 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #2890 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #2810 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #444 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 49 |
| #3387 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2492 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #3067 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4901 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #1239 | tree-eating kite | 16 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #584 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 39 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |