PimpAssMoFo

RankItemQuantity
#19758-ball2
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#495Feynman gate20
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#31Mariner's Friend cough drops50
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#663acid-squirting flower3
#420acoustic guitarrr8
#522ancient frozen dinner2
#1883anniversary gift box2
#3935badass belt9
#389balloon monkey4
#1192barrrnacle7
#852big red clown nose2
#726bloody clown pants3
#482bloody mary2
#2729bottle of goofballs6
#298bottle of popskull7
#1032broken skull3
#2875candied yams1
#766capacitor relay12
#673carbon nanotube frame15
#997cheap toaster2
#52clockwork pirate skull1
#722clown skin2
#2494club necklace2
#834coconut shell11
#389corn holder2
#1956diamond necklace3
#294disembodied brain12
#344dishrag1
#428dry noodles200
#87dusty animal skull1
#305dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra1
#316dusty fifth cervical vertebra1
#291dusty first caudal vertebra1
#284dusty first lumbar vertebra1
#303dusty left first rib1
#296dusty left fourth front claw1
#312dusty left fourth rear claw1
#300dusty left second rear claw1
#322dusty left tenth rib1
#306dusty left third rib1
#296dusty left ulna1
#288dusty right first rib1
#306dusty right kneecap1
#294dusty right second rib1
#300dusty right tenth rib1
#2499easter egg balloon7
#337eggbeater1
#423ennui-flavored potato chips90
#1900evil teddy bear3
#1016eye of newt1
#1439facsimile dictionary3
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#188flaregun88
#450fricasseed brains1
#154frigid mote5
#826frilly skirt1
#3220fuzzy dice2
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#2128giant pinky ring2
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#99green pixel potion12
#2676grue egg7
#1648heart necklace4
#402high-resistance ultrapolymer plating7
#739ion grid14
#435leftovers of indeterminate origin3
#256leotarrrd8
#170libation of liveliness2
#795little paper umbrella17
#686logic synthesizer13
#534magical ice cubes46
#1676nanite-infested candy cane5
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#767pail11
#582possessed top10
#988pr0n legs1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#298radium-flavored potato chips178
#9red traffic cone1
#330ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon6
#2146rubber WWBD? bracelet3
#2797rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#2196rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#2126rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#679rusty grave robbing shovel2
#375scrumptious reagent208
#68sleazy hi mein18
#2494spade necklace2
#1321spooky length of string5
#1333spooky stuffing2
#862spooky wooden block7
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#434stale baguette2
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#1092stringy sinew7
#3474stuffed Cheshire bitten12
#2633stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech18
#2345stuffed alien blob2
#3380stuffed angry cow13
#3986stuffed astral badger10
#3097stuffed baby gravy fairy15
#2597stuffed cocoabo18
#2813stuffed flaming gravy fairy17
#2806stuffed frozen gravy fairy17
#2574stuffed hand turkey19
#2890stuffed mind flayer16
#2810stuffed scary death orb17
#444stuffed shoulder parrot49
#3387stuffed sleazy gravy fairy13
#2492stuffed snowy owl19
#3067stuffed spooky gravy fairy15
#4567stuffed stinky gravy fairy8
#4901stuffed undead elbow macaroni7
#553stuffed yo-yo1
🥇time sleigh1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2857tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#2767tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#2188tiny plastic demoninja3
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#2147tiny plastic taco cat3
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1398toothsome rock5
#1239tree-eating kite16
#1538wheel1
#584wintergreen-flavored potato chips39
#989yo8

Wow, that's 1,634 items total!

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