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Rank	Item	Quantity
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2609	anniversary gift box	1
#700	baby killer bee	13
#497	balloon monkey	3
#1226	cocoa egg	1
#149	fertilized ghuol egg	3
#2298	fuzzy dice	3
#272	goat	2
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#778	pet rock	10
#227	potato sprout	9
#104	pregnant mushroom	4
#271	rag doll	9
#598	sleeping snowy owl	4
#140	sock monkey	18
#42	yuletide troll chrysalis	2