| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #14 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 3 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #107 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #32 | severed rocking horse head | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic sword | 7 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |