| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #157 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #14 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 3 |
| #1653 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1001 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #275 | bow | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #3109 | candy stake | 2 |
| #106 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #32 | severed rocking horse head | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #937 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic sword | 7 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |