| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #338 | Crimboween memo | 27 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #407 | Imp Ale | 443 |
| #729 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 22 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #240 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #136 | asshat | 28 |
| #100 | banana | 95 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #2009 | box of sunshine | 67 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #86 | bum cheek | 232 |
| #666 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #153 | chopsticks | 35 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #20 | exactly-three-shaped box | 5 |
| #1639 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #127 | fortune cookie | 50 |
| #281 | frozen Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #144 | heart-shaped balloon | 105 |
| #171 | ice stein | 2 |
| #340 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 461 |
| #1129 | ice-cold Willer | 10 |
| #514 | ice-cold fotie | 31 |
| #924 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #20 | kiwi | 991 |
| #990 | kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #24 | less-than-three-shaped box | 20 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #702 | mafia aria | 25 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #896 | pasta spoon | 11 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #33 | penguin skin | 10,414 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #75 | pink candy heart | 689 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #28 | plain brown wrapper | 86 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #331 | rice bowl | 5 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #194 | teqiwila slammer | 2 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #77 | urinal cake | 395 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |