| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #338 | Crimboween memo | 27 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #403 | Imp Ale | 443 |
| #728 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 22 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #137 | asshat | 28 |
| #99 | banana | 95 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #999 | blood flower | 4 |
| #1727 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #2009 | box of sunshine | 67 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #86 | bum cheek | 232 |
| #665 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #152 | chopsticks | 35 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #20 | exactly-three-shaped box | 5 |
| #1642 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #127 | fortune cookie | 50 |
| #281 | frozen Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #144 | heart-shaped balloon | 105 |
| #172 | ice stein | 2 |
| #340 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 461 |
| #1132 | ice-cold Willer | 10 |
| #512 | ice-cold fotie | 31 |
| #923 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #20 | kiwi | 991 |
| #989 | kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #24 | less-than-three-shaped box | 20 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #702 | mafia aria | 25 |
| #1742 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #892 | pasta spoon | 11 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #33 | penguin skin | 10,414 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #75 | pink candy heart | 689 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #28 | plain brown wrapper | 86 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #331 | rice bowl | 5 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #191 | teqiwila slammer | 2 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #77 | urinal cake | 395 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |