| #671 | Amulet of Yendor | 25 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #186 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 11 |
| #20 | Comma Chameleon egg | 3 |
| #296 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 4 |
| #563 | Ent cider | 10 |
| #34 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 2 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #19 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 2 |
| #155 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 420 |
| #17 | Ms. Accessory | 2 |
| #123 | Rock Pops | 420 |
| #406 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 13 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #565 | Valentine | 42 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #476 | Yummy Tummy bean | 420 |
| #38 | abominable snowcone | 1,258 |
| #250 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #35 | astral badger | 2 |
| #30 | astral mushroom | 800 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #456 | bag of airline peanuts | 66 |
| #276 | barrrnacle | 57 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #214 | black snowcone | 18 |
| #60 | black velvet box | 13 |
| #41 | blood flower | 420 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #114 | blue snowcone | 184 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #121 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 11 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #125 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 11 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1000 | brick | 30 |
| #4 | calm attention-deficit demon | 2 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #144 | candy cane | 269 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #7 | cherry bomb | 1 |
| #161 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 11 |
| #23 | class five ecto-larva | 2 |
| #643 | clown hammer | 41 |
| #619 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 45 |
| #107 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #620 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #23 | dandy lion cub | 2 |
| #642 | defective skull | 29 |
| #1521 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #791 | dill | 40 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #160 | double daisy | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #20 | eXtreme nose ring | 26 |
| #786 | encoder ring | 10 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #108 | evil golden arches | 13 |
| #556 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 50 |
| #832 | fake fake vomit | 32 |
| #434 | fake hand | 64 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #233 | green beer | 69 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #125 | green snowcone | 198 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #106 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 14 |
| #56 | herb brownies | 420 |
| #34 | herbs | 1,420 |
| #19 | homeless hobo spirit | 2 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #713 | jazz soap | 38 |
| #32 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 2 |
| #8 | jitterbug larva | 1 |
| #861 | joybuzzer | 28 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #94 | less-than-three-shaped box | 3 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #281 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #726 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 37 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #9 | miniscule temporal rip | 2 |
| #679 | mood ring | 2 |
| #427 | mother's little helper | 5 |
| #71 | munchies pill | 13 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #132 | orange snowcone | 210 |
| #230 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #4 | personal raindrop | 2 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #756 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 26 |
| #527 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 57 |
| #24 | pilgrim shield | 2 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #97 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 12 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #956 | pretty flower | 25 |
| #149 | purple snowcone | 201 |
| #173 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 10 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #144 | red snowcone | 193 |
| #578 | rubber emo roe | 55 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #308 | shingle | 20 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #395 | stuffed ninja snowman | 11 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #14 | sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 12 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |
| #6 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 2 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5 | vesper | 1 |
| #981 | vinegar | 22 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #639 | whoopie cushion | 48 |
| #816 | wind-up chattering teeth | 34 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #728 | x-ray specs | 20 |
| #553 | yellow snowcone | 61 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #358 | yo-yo | 89 |
| #21 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 3 |
| #214 | zombie pineal gland | 20 |