| #3208 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #328 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 64 |
| #290 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 17 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #297 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 18 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #917 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #497 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 13 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #772 | doll house | 5 |
| #670 | dollhive | 10 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1643 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #67 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 25 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #237 | mafia aria | 105 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #832 | mushroom fermenting solution | 8 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #276 | portable corkscrew | 23 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #210 | support cummerbund | 38 |
| #158 | teddy bear | 44 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |